😴The "Comedy Cardio" Blanket 💤

🎉Perfect for birthdays, chaotic family gatherings, or justifying that 3am pizza binge with "But I worked out in my sleep!" 🤡

"Running Man" Optical Illusion Tech™
👉 Seamlessly align the blanket’s sprinting legs with ANY human head (yours, your dog’s, your uncle’s bald spot – we don’t judge).

Family Fiasco Mode
🧑🤝🧑 Connect multiple blankets to create a "Parent vs. Kids vs. Dog" marathon comic strip. Warning: May cause giggle-induced blanket fort collapses. 😂🏁

#BlanketTheater Viral Engine
📸 Pose. Snap. Post. Watch your DMs flood with "WTF IS THIS 😭👏" reactions. #ComedyCardio challenge accepted! 🚀🔥

😂 Real Human Testimonials (Probably)
"Posted my #ComedyCardio pose and got 69K likes before my mom asked if I joined a cult." – @Gremlin 🎥🔥

"My kids now argue about WHO GETS TO ‘EXERCISE’ BEFORE BED. Parenting hack unlocked." – Karen, Probably Lying 😉

📌 Product Details

• Material: 100%  Microfiber 
• Care: Machine washable
• Size：

Kid : 50 x 100 cm ( 20 x 40 in)

Single : 90 x 180 cm ( 35 x 71 in)

Double : 150 x 200 cm ( 60 x79 in)

📦 What’s Included

• 1x Comedy Cardio Blanket